me and my self all alone


idiotic mind

rev: *called some1*

mol: hello?

rev: where r u?

mol: in my dorm, why?

rev: UR MIN WENT CRAZY! DRAGGED ME AWAY FRM MY YUNNIE N LEFT HIM W DEVIL!

mol: whoa whoa slow down…

rev: HOW CULD I? HE TRIED 2RAPE ME!

mol: he WHAT?!

min: yah! *smacked my head* *grabbed my phone* no mol, i was trying 2tke her food

rev: *shouted frm behind* liar! he licked my boobs!

min: hey! wasnt my fault! i just licked d ice cream melt down ur tshirt, u supposed thank me. beside, u call tht boobs? GYAHAHAHA

rev: yah! ths r oppa’ toy! *pointed at my boobs*

min: even jae hyung got bigger than urs GYAHAHAHA

rev: *pouted* fine! im leaving! *went outside d hotel room*

min: go ahead… *smirked*

mol: err min?

min: oh mianhe…i frgt u still in line… *unconciously bowed*

mol: gwenchana…

rev: *suddenly went in*

min: i thought u said u r leaving

rev: i m… *took d phone frm min* *talked toward phone* mol, pick me in kansai airport 3hrs later *shutted d line off* *picked my stuffes*

min: r u leaving 2japan? i thought u only threatenin

rev: … *still packed my stuffes*

min: rev im sorry i was only jokin

rev: … *went 2bathrum*

min: *followed* rev…rev…

rev: *took stuffes* *went out d bathrum* *took my travel bag* *stood a while near d door* *turned head w tery eyes* tell oppa i luv him *left* (soooo dramatical!!!!)

min: rev…

RING RING

min: yoboseyo?

jae: minnie~ howd u doin there?

min: hyung, hows d dinner?

jae: quiet well, hows reva?

min: leavin

jae: huh?

min: u heard me

jae: wht u mean by leavin?

min: she just leavin 2osaka

jae: she WHAT?

yun: *shout frm behind* whts wrong boo? why r u yellin?

jae: reva left

yun: left? where?

jae: osaka

yun: why did she leave?

jae: yun ask why did she leave

min: err…im nt really sure…cz i took her food? nah~ *shook head* cz i said ur boobs bigger thn her, i guess

jae: u WHAT? GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

yun: boo, why r u laughin?

jae: min said…d reason she left…was cz…min told her…tht…my boobs r bigger…thn her…hahahah

yun: how culd min say tht?

jae: oh yeah…min howd u said it?

min: i accidently licked her breast n she said 2moliv tht i wanted 2rape her. wht i suppose 2do then?

jae: gyahahahhaha s it true? my boobs r bigger thn her?

yun: actually she s bigger th~ *widden eyes* *covered mouth*

jae: wht? wht u had just said? *glared yun*

yun: a…aniyo…boo…

jae: U! *chased after yun*

yun: boo mian…AAHH!! *ran away*

min: hyung? hyung?

TUUT TUUT TUUT

min: aish!


idiotic mind

Continuin frm last entry-

rev: YAH! WHY U DRAG ME 2AIRPORT?! *widden eyes* OMO! r u gonna send me back 2my hometown? yah! do u know how much i spent 2get ticket here?! omo! or u gonna kill me by push me out frm plane when we r in 3300m height? UNDWEEEEE!!!!!! *screamed dramatically*

min: *annoyed* yah! stop screamin willya?!

rev: NOOOOO!!!! OPPPAAAAAA HHHHEEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEEE MMPH~

min: *covered my mouth* shut up!

d plane take off

meanwhile in another part of world called yunjae room

jae: yun…faster…ugh…ugh…

yun: god! jae u r so tight…ugh…ugh…ugh…

jae: AAAAHHHH!!!! *cummed on yun’ stomach*

yun: JAEEEEE!!!! *cummed inside jae’*

jae: *laid himself ontop of yun* do u like ur present? *breathed hard*

yun: very much *breathed hard* u know i always luv when u ridin me *smiled*

jae: glad 2know u like it *smiled* its been a while since we’r 2gether, i miss u *cuddled in yun’ chest*

yun: i miss u 2o baby *hugged jae back*

KNOCK KNOCK

su: hyung! u sure louder than us! aish!

chun: r u done? we r hungry

jae: guess our rest time s over *stood up* cmon, downtown restaurant, my treat *pulled yun 2wke up*

yun: wait! im d bday boy, im who suppose treat u

jae: *put his clothes on* nah~ *shaked head* u already spent 2millions won 4haiti, time 4me 2treat as my apologize 4 leavin u n minnie

back 2plane

rev: *pouted* u! *pointed at min* wht he promise u?!

min: i dunno whtya talkin bot *munched potato chips*

rev: dun u pretend 2be innocent u oldman, u knw wht i mean

min: nothg, i only want u 2accompany me shootin, thats all

rev: liar!

min: aish! u sure r annoyin *covered his ears* bt i luv u 4ur food *smiled*

rev: *blushed*

arrived in jeju island

rev: *called yun*

yun: yoboseyo?

rev: oppa! r u ok?! he didnt do somethg bad 2u rite?! he sure s devil, i ve told u oppa. n he definetly had evil plan in his tiny mind cz he paid minnie 2drag me out frm u so i cant be there 2protect u. dun worry oppa, i’ll get my way back there asap…

yun: whoa rev relax! he did nothg 2me…err…a bit bt nt much hehehe

sound behind oppa “yunnie, palli…”

rev: s nt tht onnie?

yun: err…yer…gotta go, c ya…have fun w min wilya? Take care of him…

TUUT TUUT TUUT

rev: oopa? oppa? OPPA? yah! aish!

min: stop yellin 2tht poor phone n lets go *pulled me*

rev: *sighed*

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yes my dearest reader, when my oppa’ bday few days a go, chunjaesu cme n they all went out 2eat, onnie’ treat, xcept min who was in jeju island 2shoot some scenes there

poor minnie…

n evil onnie…


[TRANS] 100207 Fans’ Q And A On Cool Magazine 2010/02/07

Dong Bang Shin Ki Cuts on Cool轻音乐 Magazine.

Cool轻音乐 is a popular magazine among the Chinese, publishing the latest information and updates on Japan’s and Korea’s music.

Music industry – Singer Category
Question: “My Favourite Super Idol in 2009”
Answer/Result: Number One – Tohoshinki

Reasons:

  • “Their performance at the Tokyo Dome has proven everything. Even though things were a mess during the second half of the year, they will always be the super idol in our hearts, no matter how their future will turn out to be.”
  • “Even though I’m not a Cassiopeia, the things that happened to Tohoshinki during the year 2009 had touched me in many different ways. While dealing with the lawsuit against their agency, they are strong to fight even though there is sadness; it required much courage. To me, they are a success. I’m touched by their fighting spirit and also by the power of Cassiopeia.”
  • “Even though they did not release an album in Korea during 2009, their influential power is still very strong.”

Music industry – Song
Question: The ringtone that I do not wish to change among all ‘Hit Songs’ in 2009.
Answer/Result: Number One – Why did I fall in love with you by Tohoshinki

Drama industry
Question: Felt that his/her acting skill is good, but problem lies with the script is?
Answer/Result: Number One – Jung YunHo

Fans’ Unlimited Imagination
Question: If I’m a stylist, I would like to style _____ into a dreamy image.
Answers:

  • “I would like to style Tohoshinki with reggae braids and Mohawks to give them a tough-guy look.”
  • I would like to style JunSu into Teletubbies.”
  • I would like to style Tohoshinki and Super Junior into ‘Watermelon Heads’ (with bangs), and make them sit in a row.”

Question: I’m the PD, I would like ___ + ___ to collaborate.
Answers:

  • Kim JaeJoong + Kim HyunJoong

“With these two, I’m sure there will be laughter and gossip.”

  • Kim HeeChul + Kim JaeJoong + Lee JunKi + Lee TaeMin

“Pretty boys’ gathering!!”

  • Kim JaeJoong + Kim HeeChul + Kim HyunJoong

“Just the look itself is more than enough. If they are to form a band, it will be one with angel faces and wild-beast style.”

  • RAIN + Jung YunHo + Se7en + Park JaeBum + Jang WooHyuk (H.O.T) + M

“The big gathering of all Dancing Kings from different generations. Aside from the normal dance battles, it will be great to see them move to some girl band’s dance steps; for example, Wonder Girls’ (song and dance) which I’m sure will be sexy and hot.”

  • Tohoshinki + Super Junior

“Like to see them playing together as one backstage, and also see their tacit with each other.”

  • Tohoshinki + H.O.T

“Wish to see them once again.”

  • Kim HyunJoong + Kim JaeJoong + TOP

“Wish to see these three good friends together and HyunJoong imitating the both of them.”

  • Kim JunSu + Park YooChun + Kim JaeJoong + Shim ChangMin + Jung YunHo

“Wish to see them back onstage in Korea, singing and dancing again.”

*T/N. Only DBSK-related parts were translated.

source: Cool轻 音乐 365 Issue
translation:
sshutingg @ OneTVXQ.com
credits:
OneTVXQ.com { One World. One Red Ocean. One TVXQ! }

thx 2: emerheliena

okkies~ noe my own answer hehehehehe

Music industry – Singer Category
Question: “My Favourite Super Idol in 2009”
Answer/Result: Tohoshinki, TVXQ, Dong Bang Shin Ki, TVfXQ, DBSK, Gods From The East, 東方神起, 동방신기, always n 4ev be, eternally [ALWAYS KEEP THE FAITH]

Reasons:

  • Wht i suppose 2xplain enimore? Aft their debut in 2003, slowly they made it 2be num1 in korea, japan, asia, world, n all cassiopeia’ heart. Their tokyo dome r 3hrs best in our life up nowadays. I guessed if u follow their daily journal, u gonna understand how hard they work till they got their honor noe, n fuckin lawsuit wont break them erase wht they had achieved, or at least tht wht i pray evrynite
  • Talkin bot lawsuit, it proved so many thgs, n most obvious was cassiopeia heart as1, we gatheterd our strength 2be1 2support our beloved oppas, even shed tears nite by nite knowin our oppa cryin somewhere in a part of ths earth
  • Wht a pity knowin they got their top in tokyo dome n fell down fast by lawsuit hhgh~ [oppa hwaiting!!!]

Music industry – Song
Question: The ringtone that I do not wish to change among all ‘Hit Songs’ in 2009.
Answer/Result: mirotic [sexy lyrics w beat music n cool video clip yet hot singer n dancer, wht i need else?]

Drama industry
Question: Felt that his/her acting skill is good, but problem lies with the script is?
Answer/Result: definetly my eternal almighty jung yunho

Fans’ Unlimited Imagination
Question: If I’m a stylist, I would like to style _____ into a dreamy image.
Answers:

  • Onnie into a devil, hmm lets say i open his disguise
  • Oppa into a bad boy [n i’ll jump onto him 2enjoy my creation XD]
  • Min into playboy [he never get tht image, doesnt he had sexual need or somethg?]
  • Su into lamb costume [oh he already did in baloon, beside he away 2o cute] hmm…dolphin! [he already is -___-“]
  • Chun into…err…hmm…*made think pose*…i’ll be rite back ^^

Question: I’m the PD, I would like ___ + ___ to collaborate.
Answers:

  • Jung Yunho + Kim Jaejoong [u know wht i mean rite? Yep yep YUNJAE!!! They’ll sure make a movie into hit!]
  • Kim Junsu + Park Yoochun [yes Yoosu eternally]
  • Kim Junsu + Kim Jaejoong [wifey gathered]
  • Yunho + rain + eunhyuk + hyunjoong + se7en + seungri [lets have them dance battle willya?]
  • Junsu + junsu 2pm + jonghyun [their voice definetly melt me]
  • Kim JunSu + Park YooChun + Kim JaeJoong + Shim ChangMin + Jung YunHo [hardly wish to had them back in stage 2gether]

my eternal almighty jung yunho <3

Saengil chuka hamnida

Saengil chuka hamnida

Sarangeyo dear oppa~

Saengil chuka hamnida

Oppa-ah~

Wish i culd be ur eyes when u cldnt see

Wish i culd be ur strength when u r weak

Wish i culd be ur arms when u culdnt reach

Wish i culd be ur air when u culdnt breath

Wish i culd be d1 who wipe away ur tears

Wish i culd be d1 who take away ur fears

Wish i culd be d1 who bring back ur smile

Yun: yah! Im d bday boy who suppose 2make my own wish, nt u

Rev: oh rite…mian oppa *bowed deeply*

Yun: *wished in heart*

Rev: oppa~ wht s ur wish?

Yun: secret

Rev: naughty oppa *playfuly hit oppa’ arm*

Min: aah~ u2 r 2o mushy

Rev: *pouted* u just away 2o jealous since moliv s nt here, m i correct?

Min: a…a…aniyo *shook his head*

Yun: where s my present?

Rev: here oppa *gave green ribbon box*

Yun: *open d box*whoa rev, gumawo *took out a necklace*

Min: n ths s frm me n manager n rest members *brought a purple ribbon huge box*

Yun: whoa so big, wht s it?

Min: just open it

Yun: *opened d box* *shocked*

Rev: AARGH!!! MY INNOCENT EYES!!! *covered eyes w both hands*

Jae: yunnie~ saengil chukae~ *appeared frm d box NUDE W ONLY FEW PURPLISH RIBBON COVER HIS LOWER PART N CHEST*

Yun: *speechless* *droolled* *nosebleeded*

Jae: min… *smiled evilly*

Min: *pulled me out frm there* cmon rev, take a walk w me

Rev: NOOOOO!!!! I NEED 2SAVE MY OPPA FRM THT NAKED DEVIL!!! NOOO MMPH~ *mouth covered my min’ hand*

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I guess ths s oppa’ bday gift eversince i saw it in oppa’ bday hehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H68pzictEok

thx 2 arinasom *kiccu kiccu* u really rock!

N ths s some vid related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8am1NzlaRxU&feature=response_watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0a4L9wIToQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7kKn69cIsA&feature=response_watch

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Sorry 4updatin 2day

I suppose 2 update an entry in oppa’ bday bt somthg come up n i cant do it

N whole day i was busy auditin dancer who wuld join me n my frens’ gath in ths end of year

Fyi i was 1of staff frm kpop club in town (nt big, only few ppl of frens ^^)

N 4GODSAKE SWEAR I FOUND A MAN WHO DID TAEYANG’ WEDDING DRESS PERFECTLY JUST AS TAEYANG!!!

Gyahahahaha me a hapy bitch

Eniwey in same day i opened my tagged

N got a message frm random man who want 2know me

He said tht I WAS PRETTY YET SEXY frm MY PROFILE PIC, he got horny when saw my pic n wanna having sex w me

N fyi i put YUNHO’ PIC 4 MY PROFILE PIC

his pic frm evisu (he’ totally HAWT there i cant stop droollin n breathin hard)

Yes i laughed my breath off till i got stomachcramp

Oppa’ d only who hvnt mistaken 4girl yet between TVXQ’ household, n now he did

God!

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For d fuckin human sake i hate 2day!

I hate my living in ths sistahood

I hate being d only 1 who depended by

I hate my existance in ths closeminded fam

Ksdhfiasgfighwifhwyfiskisoffoywoqoffkikhsiifoyf

Where s my LP hybrid theory?!

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I’ll be rite back ^^


^^

onnie said:

practically a week contains 6days

monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday n satunday

satunday s beauty sleep time, sleep on friday n wake up on monday

ooh~ onnie, i luv ur satunday theory~


DOE – hate n luv

out of all, quite rocks

gud story

bad packaging

suck act-portion

lucky they got best player (tvxq really beat me up ^^)

n wtf! i can count by my hands how many time my oppa appeared in screen

n lotta onnie’ spaced out like remembering d dialogue (or he manage 2act like tht 2show off his beauty? well he failed since he was so manly there, bt i luv his role eniwey)

bt at d end, im tearing my eyes out

TT___TT

can i hve them reshoot tht muvi again? w nowadays appereance?

well, hard 4oppa ever since he’s so manly rite noe, although he uses glasses, he sure cant be a weirdo nerd like he used 2be

n minnie, he’s HAWT noe n luk more mature, so it doesnt match him enimore

as onnie, he’ away 2o beauty 2being jackass

su? nah, he didnt change at all

chun? i’ll back w my analyze hehehe

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eniwey i just copy some vid whch turns my lapie into a lame robotic

yeah it loose so many memory

cz i put DOE, SBS gayo 09, MBC gayo 09, mirotic concert dvd version, mirotic concert tbs version, tokyo dome concert, HIJ4, come 2play 08, all tvxq’ radio interview, etc etc etc (i’ll just spent whole nite n day 2 list it -___-”) n all in HD/HQ all thx 2my fren who dwnload it, sarange all ^^

n i ve burned almost hundred dvds (ok i was overxplaining ^^)

god! plz let my parent bought me hd portable or better, 1tera hd 4pc

amen!

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calling oppa

yun: yoboseyo?

rev: oppa!

yun: yah! can u stop screamin? i ve half deaf

rev: i cant! im mad!

yun: wheyo?

rev: why i saw thus fuckin ews bot u datin go ara?!

yun: eh?

rev: u jerk! i think *sobbed* u care nt 2hurt me *sobbed* n onnie *sobbed* bt aft onnie left u went out of control

yun: aa~ rev stop cryin plz?

rev: i think u care bot me *sobbed*

yun: i do care bot u n evry1 else

rev: bt u betrayed us oppa *sobbed*

yun: im nt. did i ev say it’ true? whch 1 u believe more? me or thus reporters?

rev: really? u didnt lie 2me?

(some1 called yunnie frm behind, “yunho-ah, palli…”)

rev: *frowned* who’ tht oppa? why she sounded like go ara?

yun: eh, she was…

rev: u jerk!

tuut tuut tuut

yun: rev…rev…aish!


idiotic mind

calling oppa like million times

rev: *tired of placing phone on ear*

yun: *called me*

rev: *excited* yoboseyo?

yun: reva darl, mian im kinda busy rite noe so i cant pick ur call

rev: gwencana oppa, i knw u r suppa busy nowadays

yun: glad u understand me ^^

rev: so oppa, whatya doin noe? r u in breaktime?

yun: yeah, i ve just finished my evisu photoshoot for elle

rev: whoa! really? elle?

yun: yup

rev: i knw u always mke me proud oppa ^^

yun: i hardly try 2always…eniwey did u hear anythg frm ur onnie?

rev: nah~ we havent in touch 4billion times

yun: weird, ever since u n him always in contact 4fightin

rev: wasnt my fault, i cant contact him. he seems vanish frm ths world

yun: need 2contact them asap

rev: wheyo?

yun: we’ll held TVXQ comeback

rev: *suppa excited* REALLY?! *jumped* YAY!!!!

yun: yah! stop screamin in my ears!

rev: oppa mian~

yun: gotta go, another shoot. c y

rev: oppa annyong~

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-rev appears online-

rev: oppa~

yun: yes?

rev: i ve saw ur elle commercial

yun: i was handsome, rite?

rev: n u r fat

yun: yah!

rev: change d cameramen, he s nt pro takin pic of u showed u gain weight in ur face n arms

yun: they r pro, beside it was on purpose 2show my manly god-like body

rev: n ur chubby cheek oppa

yun: im nt chuby, GOD! i need 2 less my weight

rev: dun!

yun: u said im fat

rev: i luv u more in ths shape noe

yun: bt still im fat, i ll just contact my private nutrition 2reschedule my diet

rev: dun even try, its nt i hate u when u skinnier, bt i luv d feel of ur weight when u hug me, i dun like when u skinnier *pouted*

yun: okay then…

rev: oppa, buy me thus yellow SOS

yun: no!

rev: aish!

-rev appears offline-

yun: yah! why u ofl?

yun: as jae said, bad habit!


>.<

im downloading DOE noe (yes i knw i was 2o late bt hey, wasnt my fault i just got my own internet 2day)

http://www.dbsknights.net/2010/01/download-dating-on-earth-soft-subs.html

thx 2dbsksleeplessnights, guys u rocks!!!

n 4SYC *bowed* i luv u all guys

thx 4 yunnie’ elle pics (http://sharingyoochun.wordpress.com/2010/02/02/pic-yunho-evisu-for-elle-korea/#comment-133100)

omo! i knw oppa beyond hot there, especially when he use tht yellow SOS, n 1st pic definetly killin me!

n 13th pic *speechless*

n 20th pic…GOOOODDDD!!!!

eniwey last nite I dream *sensored*

ths dream definetly wht i wanted most so i wont tell yall

gyahahahah

i hardly HARDLY HARDLY d hardest wish ths 1 culd come true

oohh~~~

n ths page u suppose 2 knw, endrstand, even memorize it if u r YUNHOLICIOUS (pardon me if i make new word 4oppa’ fans, bt i cant help it, YUNHO S AWAY 2O DELICIOUS ^^)

http://asianfanatics.net/forum/topic/634561-archivedbsg-u-know-yunho-part-5/page__s__66b29386c673a3b73c0f5e3cdd7fc846

p.s num 47 in 102 bot oppa got less, i’ll add making me drolling yet nosebleeding, gud in bed ^^, n he definetly will mke u beg 4more, trust me XDDD

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…cuz he’s away too delicious…

…my YUNHOLICIOUS

ever after, eternally…


…*heavy sighed*…

Annyong~

Let me tell u somethg

‘life s beautiful if u knw where d beautiful part s’

Yeah, inside yunho’ pant!!!!!

(dun blame me, tht was my most beautiful part of life)

As wht moliv asked me last nite, wht i want 4my bday gift

Yunho!

Give me yunho n i’ll ask nothg else

END OF DISCUSSION

Eniwey hve i mention tht my oppa so hard 2deal when it comes 2money?

Like: he got piggy bank n galloon bank only 4tokens, bough mostly sale if onnie dun manage 2stylish him out (im very thankful 2onnie 4ths case)

n i heard tht my oppa gve most his money, bot millions 4haiti

Some ppl said ‘ooh yunho s so kind~’ ‘wht a handsome man n kind heart~’

As 4me ‘why i hardly get money 4shoppin frm u instead u easily donate it?’

Yes im selfish!

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Last nite i dreamt bot tvxq, photoshot, im mid of crowded in malioboro (check bot it in internet wilya?) HALF NAKED ONLY USIN GREY BOXER

While yunjae cuddlin, n i mean it, made out each other, min luk at them laughfully tIll he unrecognized tht his boxer was pulled down by chun, n i saw HIS SUPPAA FLAAT BUTT!!!!

How unlucky i m, he backed me in dream, if only my mom didnt call 2wake me, i ve just turn him around ready 2shocked myself

N THEY DID IT IN MID OF CROWD!

Im goin insane!

Ooh~ i hardly wish i culd replay tht dream again 2nite w longer time

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I totally in luv w oppa in tokyo dome concert especially in break up d shell, watchg d whole concert, i wonder why onnie really all out there like hidin somethg, as i remembered ‘gve all ur best then u wont regret it later’ like tht, while min luk so tired.

Bt whole concert packagin was fabs job frm them. Im so proud tht im 1 of millions cassiopeia who admire them

God! Heavy cloudy, luk like its goin 2 rainstorm again


Devil’ day 26.01.10

SaengIL chukae dEarest jae oNnie

WisH u culd let opPa be mine eternalLy

Since u got ur new boyf,i neEd 2rethInk bot ur bday gIft

MOliv said u neEd new boxer

Ur old boxer tore in fEw part cz opPa’ impatient behaviour

Relax,opPa nOe undEr my coNtrol

Since cAlvin klein cost 2o much

I LL just get u somethG else

How bot baTIK boxer?

It wilL luk cuTe cover ur pRivate part,rite oNnie?

*ran away*