GREAT SEX = GREAT CAREER – continue bow of apologize 4my blogfans (if i hve ^^) – info

December 2, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , , ,

Nobody knows~

Well im tryin 2 sing oppa’ song actually, bt guess im a bit fals…yea yea lotta fals, satisfied? i know i cant beat onnie in voice, bt in kitchen n bed…hohoho ask oppa urself *proud of self*

Do u know havin great sex in a nite, ur work next morn will get same impact as d nite b4? No i dun mean many bump in ur job, bt great career… havin great sex makes a positive atmosphere roundin u cuz a hormon actived when u makin luv make ur brain optimaler few times than usual…

Source: cosmopolitan

N frm above, u finally found out d secret why oppa did great in his daily job ^^

No! Not caused he havin sex wit onnie! Aish!!!

Oppa~ let me ride u 2nite~ yea again~ rawr!

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Hello world… ^^

Odd openin, i know -___-“

Eniwey 4 long time not update, i apologize in deep heart *continue bowed*

Yea i believe u all knew why, yep yep my ASS was killin me, i got limited sleep 4almost 2weeks (why sudenly i imagine oppa’ hard-hot-long-big dick when read ass?)

N lotta thing happen

Such FINALLY I GOT MY OWN AADB3 wit empty wallet n savin 4bout 2 months

N I GOT MY OWN CANON D500 aft 1years proposed 2my parent (my lapie need 2years proposal -___-“)

[2o lazy 2upload d pic mian heee...]

N 4 postcards frm my very very best fren (sorry need 2be sensored 1st hehehe) omo! Its dove!!!

[same case above hehehe]

Moliv, miss u so much here darl, dyin…*lebaymodeon* relax…me n mii will send u some snack n d most important thing in ur life, lingerie CABE RAWIT!!!

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Yesterday, my last hamster dead TT___TT

Yea i dun hve any hamster rite noe hux hux hux

*hugged by oppa*

*killed by onnie*

4memorialin all my hams who left me, i dedicated this blog 2 u all my beloved hams (although no entry in ths blog talk bout hams instead sexuality, sarcasm, n uncomin dream whch d writer believe it will be true) *mourned in front of my hams grave park*

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Man’ s a visual person – i ve told u tht…n they had smell sense 20% lower than woman. So if u wanna atract man in killer scent, better spray it in few hot spot in ur up body than empty a bottle 4ur bath

U can spray it near ur ears, under ur chin, neck, n collarbone…ooh~ it will tease him, rise his sense of ur sensuality

Source: still d same magz ^^

No onnie, CK be wont work…oppa luv my vanilla fragrance, he said mine innocent bt sexy…

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Lets talk bout man’ secret (damn i luv cosmopolitan n cleo!!!)

Do u know tht meanrate, single man masturbate 1x evry 2days in bedrum, wit both hands exchanged when 1 tired

Source: greatfacts.com + cosmopolitan

Oppa? That a secret, why u want 2know? Well…he uses 4 hands, a mouth, n an entrance a nite, i bet u culd understand it rite? Dun pretend 2be innocent…

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Noe tips 4men

  1. Woman r crazy wit man in fresh fragrance, nt determine u 2use perfume bt 4daily we luv man who tuk care his cleaness, so detergent fragrance culd do
  2. Dude, james dean s dead, noe robert pattinson’ time. Nowadays untidy luk sooo into us, no weekend shave 1x wont kill u
  3. Dominant gesture such reserve diner place, open door 4us, stroke our back, open jar, help choppin veggie, n little thg done wit ur hand make us felt respectable. Sometimes it remind us how gud u in bed

Hmm…oppa? oh yes he so all points above. He need 1hour 2bath no wonder point1 already check 4him…

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Gals…i just find out bout 3categorizes of man

Bad boy                : overcare, proud of himself, enjoy rounded by us as gals, hve gud relationship wit his Exs

Nice guy               : overbelieve, do same sweet thg daily, put themselves as far as they culd frm woman, tke gud relationship wit our family

Player                   : much care bout their size (i bet u understand what ^^), his priority s askin his target’ phon num, lie bot his outstandiness, luv 2show property whch dun belong 2them

Frm above, nowadays bad boy s d most wanted character. Nice guy? Gyahaha frm wht dinasty u r?

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i ll be back…

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luck & sharin ^^

November 17, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , , , ,

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I just had a really nice nites

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Few days a go i dream bout my oppa (really darl, d god-body-wit-perfect-tanned-skin boy)

He stood across d street, hold his nikon d300 n managed 2 tke my pic

Bt suddenly my frens pushed me,i dropped on the ground n cursed them in low voice

Then when i stood up, luk at oppa, he already luk down, like drawin somethg in a paper.

N voila! R u a gud girl sounded loudly frm my phone beside my ear, woke me frm my dream-2-die-4

AISH!!! My boy called me n ruined all my beauty dream!

Well nt his fault actualy, it already 10am -___- “

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Last nite i dream bout them again

Me n mii (me myself wonder why she appear in my dream) were swimmin wit jaechun in an expensive hotel’ pool

(uwooohhh!!!!! nosebleedin while see onnie n chun only use trunks, blue navy 1)

Onnie piggyback me in d pool while mii n chun splashin water toward us, my legs rounded in his slim waist under d water while my foot touch o___O “ it culdnt be his bulge rite?

We laugh, play, happy

Then su cme, called us 2got out frm pool. We did n changed our clothes

All of us used flip flop (wonder why i focused only in our flip flop)

Then jaechunsu pulled me n mii to a shop in tht hotel in lobby area. They said they wanna buy some shoes 4walk (i feel moliv also appear in my dream, bt she wit homin somewhere in tht hotel)

Just intime onnie hugged me frm behind, risin sun sounded loudly, again, frm my phone

My fuckin alarm!!!

N shit! It already 9.30am n i already late 4my class. Uwoooh…i skip it at last XDDD

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Yesterday i chat wit my GF, oohhh moliv, miss u so here…

She said she almost get ill there, cuz she only eat bread once a day (remember she cant digest rice…)

Cuz her latest 3years live around me, i managed her 2eat properly

(yea i know i’ll be a gud mother 4 me n oppa’ kid XDDD)

I told her 2eat properly, bt she said she s nt into fud there

Then i told her 2cuk herself

I’ll send some recipes, simple 1, actually moliv n all of u culd do it, bt moliv never cuk 4her 21years life

Wonder how her cuk taste hehehehe…

How bout u?

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Fried Vegies

  1. Vegetable (culd be brocoli, eggplant, carrot, mushrum)
  2. Flour – wheat or, 4moliv case cuz she s in japan rite noe, bread crumbs
  3. Egg – 1
  4. Oil 4frying

Turn d music on – 4me it wuld be secret code album or mirotic album, help me mke my cukin session more fun – remember, cukin wit bad mood or anger only waste n it wont taste delicacy at all

Wash d vegie then cut it (4eggplant or carrot), or cut it 1st then wash it (if it brocoli) – cut it whatev shape u want, better if thin 4eggplan n carrot so it culd fried well inside

Separate d folk egg wit white part, use only white egg, put d vegie there b4 u put it into d flour (d rest of d egg culd be fried aft u use it) – if it seasonin flour, no need 2add salt 2d egg, if it plain flour, add some salt into d egg – my way, if u culdnt separate d egg, just mix/shake it 2gether, actually its okay if u use dfolk XDDD i wanna show u d rite way n my own way heee

Aft that, put it into d flour. Make sure all surface cover wit flour – my way, i put d flour into a tuperware n put d vegie 1by1, close d tuperware, n shake it like a bartender…i know, d curse of my genius brain, cuk culd be this fun

Warm d oil in d fryin pan, put d covered vegie 1by1, try 2sink all part when fry it, medium fire

Fry till it turn 2gold colour n filter it

Ready 2serve…

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Macareggie (sorry im lackin of idea 2named it)

  1. Egg – 2 4each portion
  2. Macaroni (whatev shape n type) – 1pack
  3. Vegie (carrot, bean whatev, bt it wuld be easier if u choose mix vegie XD)
  4. Garlic – 2
  5. Onion – 1
  6. Salt
  7. Chicken or meat xtract block (if u dun get it, just forget it, cuz it no matter if u dun use it) – 1
  8. Butter/oil

Turn on another song, hmm stand up sound perfect (ooohhh onnie sounded love 2 say vibration there)

Boil d macaroni as d instruction (some macaroni had different way 2be cuked) then filter it, ignore it a while…

Chop d garlic n onion, cut d vegie (no need if u use mix vegie)

Mix d eggs, add a lil salt

Warm d butter/oil in fryin pan

Put garlic n onion into hot oil/butter, fry it till smell gud (err a lil brown color, dun make it 2o brown cuz it will taste bitter) wit small fire

Put d egg, fry it err…how 2 xplain it…just draw abstrac shape in fryin pan hehehe yea tht kind of move…when d egg already mix n cuked well, add d vegie, chicken or meat xtract block (if u dun hve, just ignore it XD), n lil salt

Stir some secs, done…

Put d macaroni in plate, pour d egg n vegie on top of it…

P.S recipe above was d main recipe, if u wanna make soup just add water, if u wanna make stew just add water n maizena flour, stir till calist, remember put salt as wht u want till u get d taste u want

P.S.S u can xchange d macaroni wit bread

P.S.S.S u culd use any vegie, so u wont get bored

P.S.S.S.S be creative, imagine u cuk 4some1 important so it will taste delicacy, as 4me oppa of course XDDD

P.S.S.S.S.S cukin is fun!!!

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So 2 recipes above was moliv’ fav, hehehe, if only i culd go 2japan n cuk 4her (wanna tuk moliv care bt there’ another reason behind it XDDD hey, its japan darl…)

Easy rite? Actually my sistas hate vegie, so i need 2find out how 2mke them eat vegie in fun way. Basically cukin s easy, simple (if u nt cuk full-seasonin-fud like in india, mexico, or indonesia), n fun. Dun be afraid if it dun taste gud, every1 learn frm xperience rite? Me myself nt guarantee my cukin taste delicacy as always (smtimes i ruin my cuk if im in bad mood T___T) bt i wonder why evry my frens said all my cuk delicacy hehehe

Dun be afraid 2xperiment more..

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mistake vs nosebleed

November 9, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , , , , ,

Soooo….

Mianhe my asses try to killin me

Last few nites i work overnite at my fren’ hum, redesign resort area me n my fren designed aft our pas design got rejected by our prof a day b4, grouped contain 1man n 3womans include me

N DAMN!!!!!!

I faced scary reality. I CULDNT KEEP MY EYES AWAY FRM HIS BULGE INSIDE HIS JEANS!!!! (if u ask me HIS, i’ll smack ur head, ive xplained him already above)

A person who against me cravin of korea (he thinks im fat n suck n etc n etc 4likin such idol like tht) n I KEPT LUK AT HIS BULGE!!! (true guys, sometime i felt like he fall 4me cuz he iritates me so much, i mean why did he care most?bt hell no, he’s so outta my world – u know what i mean rite?)

Can u believe it? Cuz me myself cant

Wasnt my fault, he s d1 who had bulge as huge as junsu’ in share d world makin vid

OMO!!! N d way he moan while strechin his body, SHIT! I wanna jump topped him n suck his plump pinky lips (lucky i culd control myself frm d plan 2embarase me), bt it damn hard controllin it cuz he was n slept beside me that time, almost all time, hey wit others 2o…nt only me… (he got some hair in his stomach near ‘god know’ part ooohhhh…sexy…WAIT! WHT IVE JUST SAID?! CRAP!!!)

Its all onie n oppa’ fault!

They brainwashed me in thus hundreds rated fanfic (i meaned it guys, i ve read hundreds rated includ bad rated, rape, n sexual harasment XDDD n damn i addicted!) n noe i cant live my life normally…

How can u live ur life normally while u only focus on some1’ dick evrytime?

Well…hello again…

Heeeee…

OPPA, I NEED U NOW!!!! I MEAN IT!!!

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Here i go…still estafet wit my deadline…hohoho…

Err mii just bought new cosmopolitan few days a go, n DAMN a man’ pin up inside it FUCKIN HOT wit his very very very very looooooowwww slung jeans *cant stop breath heavily* ooohhh i only need 2change his face wit oppa’ XDDD n voila! Dun wake me up daarl, im in love wit d sexy V shape…

N it mention some latest sex advices gyahahaha!!!! Ooohhh another new source 4 my ff sex scene…

Just imagine onnie (if u ask who onnie, i’ll smack ur head…hell yea it bcme habit lately…) stripdance sexily grippin bedboard while he had funtime wit D CONE (dildo is out of date dude…noe there’ a toy called d cone wit 16 levels of vibrate – yes darl…u read me…noe i know my most present-wanted list 4oppa, lately d 2nd was vibrator thong – watch d ugly truth plz…) What a scene 2die 4…mii n me already noosebleedin…wait oppa! Why r u nosebleedin 2o?

Yun: huh? Oh nothing…heee

Rev: why u starring at my imagination above my head? CRAP! *hurried hushes d imagination of strippin onnie*

Yun: aaah… *dissapointed* I’ll go downtown a while…what d name of d toy u want? D cone?

Rev: oppa, u wanna buy it 4me? Ooohhhh i culd turn u super hard later… *giggled*

Yun: *smiled* *walked toward door* *whispered* cant wait till i had jae stripdance wit it…ooohhh 2nite will be xciting! *shut d door*

Rev: YAH! I HEAR THT!!! *pouted*

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im sorry, i post 3 entries 2day…

aft a week absent frm cyber world…

aish…

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She Turns Me On

November 9, 2009 · Filed under She Turns Me On, fanfic · Tagged , , , , , ,

Title                       : She Turns Me On

Author                  : peternakhamster

Genre                    : fun crack

Rating                   : slight R

Pairing                  : Yunho & Reva

Length                  : One shot

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Music already filled the air yet their ears. Laugh, beers, dance, the athmosphere was just perfect as ever. The guy was there, rounded by thousand girls…okay I over explaining it, but yeah he kinda fame in a way, rich, good looking, god-like body, husky voice, hotter when he moves his body follow the rhytm, have friends who always ready to accompany him when it come to having fun, the same state as him. After all, he only human who think everything easy for him.

“Yunho-ah, let me accompany you drink tonight~” some slutty girls offered themselves. But he never cared. He was away too busy sweeped whole club with his adorable brown eyes when he got stucked into a silhoute. A girl, he swore never seen before, danced as she has her own world, not a slutty-flirty dance, more like ordinary one.

Hmm…she kinda interesting, at all she’s not bad looking, and WOW!!! Look at that butt!!! He whispered in heart, smirked.

“Yunho-ah, I know that eyes. Who are you starring at?” Yoochun asked. Yunho smiled evilly.

“Look innocent girl over there. 10.000 bucks I’ll get into her pants tonite.” Yunho said as he walked toward the girls across the room. It’s not Yunho if he’s not spreading his charisma. That’s why he kept dancing as he moved closer to that girl. Passed some slutties who try to pull him to dance with them, but finally he made it. Fiuh…what a tough night…

He began to dance behind her, hot dance he knew girls would kill each other only to be dance with. The girl suddenly felt his attendance and turned her head, stared at him weirdly. She already knew this guy only get over her as a bet. They always like that, the girl thought. Without any word, she left him. But Yunho managed himself to pull her into his hug.

It was fast. In a blink eyes, she already hugged by him. She stared deeply into his eyes, tried to find out what was he planning. The dancefloor almost empty as people there moved aside to see their god worked his magic into that lucky girl.

As then, Yunho pulled back a lil as he wanna dance again. But the girl managed to pull his up-three-undone-button-shirt closer to her, before he pulled back to far. She tore his shirt, buttons flew everywhere, exposed his perfect tanned skin, bare chest, adorable abs, and beauty neckline. Girls there already nosebleeding saw how was god-like body behind his shirt. But the girl seemed uninterested.

And there they were, in the middle of dancefloor, rounded by people who curious how’s their god worked his magic into a girl, sank deeply in shock while realize the girl made the first move. Yunho himself surprised how frontagressor the girl he thought innocent at first. But the girl suddenly smirked as she took the nearest bottle of beer and poured it into Yunho’s body.

His tanned skin, his countored abs, his bare chest were wet. But it’s not the end of the act. As she poured the beer into his body, the girl danced her body down in very sexy way, and began to lick the beer, from the waistband of his low slung jeans, his abs, his bare chest, up till his neck.

Yunho shocked. The girl succesfully turned him on only in one move. He could feel his dick hurted by his jeans, cuz it already hard as rock. Before he could say anything, the girl stared him as she moved her first finger, signaling ‘you mess with wrong girl’ and then she turned around and left. People began to whistling, some others laughed. He saw Changmin, Jaejoong, and Junsu clapped their hands while Yoochun thumbed down toward Yunho, mocked him.

Shit! She’s not innocent at all! Yunho shouted to himself as he walked fast toward that girl, half running actually. He pulled her and carried her as he carry a rice sack. Not gentle at all, but he was angry that time, and no compromised bout how he should carry a girl.

“YAH! PUT ME DOWN!” the girl shouted. Time she realized that he put her down was when they reach his hot-sexy-expensive-car. Yunho forced the girl into the car, and then he drove fast, left the building with loud music remained in its air.

“YAH! WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ME?!”

“SHUT UP!!!”

The car stopped in an empty parking area, beside a river. The girl went out the car, took her phone out and call somebody, “Pick me in Han River near the supermarket…” but before she finished it, Yunho already out of his car, took that phone and threw it away to the river.

“HEY!!!”

“Now it’s only you and me, since you make the first move, finish what you start.” Yunho trapped the girl between his body and the car.

“What I’ve start?”

“Don’t pretend you don’t know, little girl, you know I already hard as rock when you started to flirt me with your tongue.”

“Ah, I turn you on only in one move? Wow the curse of my talented body. Wasn’t my fault, you mess me first.” she smirked. Yunho got angrier as he heard her answer. Next act, Yunho was trying to kiss her, wanting to suck thus naughty plump lips, but she turned her head faster so Yunho only got her cheek.

This little slut really… frustrated, he force her to face him. As he got her lips pressed by his, one of his hand downed to her waist, pulled her closer to his body till she could feel his hard dick under his jeans. Gosh! Why her lips taste so sweet? She’s different from other girls I’ve ever kissed.

He sucked her lower lips as she managed to hit his dick. Not hard one, but enough to made him sank in pain.

“OUCH!!!” Yunho dropped to the ground, with hands in his private area.

“That’s for looking down at me.” The girl smirked. She left Yunho on the ground, walked toward a car which just arrived. A beautiful man came out from that car.

“Reva! Are you okay?” he asked the girl with soft voice. So the girl already had boyfriend, somehow Yunho felt weird, so there’s another man as beautiful and had soft voice beside Jae.

“You know I could take my self care. Now take me home, Moliv…” The girl named Reva walked toward the car, rounded her arm around the guy’s neck while the guy rounded his in Reva’s waist. Moliv? Wait! So he is a girl? Yunho widden his eyes. What?! A lesbian turns me on?

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Sooo…its my 1st one shot…takin oppa as victim (mianhe oppa, u culd do anything 2me 2nite as punishment XDDD)

Gyahahaha i cant stop laughing rite noe, its not im lesbian, but its fun placing myself as one here (mianhe moliv, i dun mean to use u as my lesbian partner in this ff, its just ur image making this easier) remember moliv n her jae-luk?

Eniwey, d end kinda borin cuz im actually focuz in flirting part, yesterday i culdnt stop gigling n nosebleeding imagined i lick every inch of oppa’ body…aaahhh…i even practiced it in bathrum! Gyahahaha d naughty me…

Okkies, i ve promise u 4 ff include dirty little secret part 2, remember? (thanks god if u dun remember) err…i guess im lackin of idea this time, n damn my asses try to kill me…okay im 2o over xplaining it, aft all I promise i’ll finish them all before I die…

P.S: im makin another title, just slightly idea, pairing yunjae n yes reva still around…so i owe u all 5 titles ff…ah heavy life…

P.S.S: any idea of kinky sex? Cuz i already bored with ordinary1, rape, on bed, in bathrum, in bathtub, under shower, on floor, in car, handcuff, frenchmaid costume, nurse costume, bunny ears, that was out of date dude…i’d like 2o know if u hve naughty idea…XD

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survey of pinky candy ^^

November 9, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , ,

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Sooo…

I ve open d chun’ ver. Damn, d cover s dove! Not like other candy here… i tuk 2mints, put it inside my mouth, n…

5mins                    it sweet

10mins                  fulfil my entire mouth wit grape taste

15mins                  Hmmm…so this s d taste of chun, sweet yet addicting…

20mins                  DAMN! I NEED 2 ORDER IT AGAIN ASAP CUZ I DUN GUARANTEE THIS 1 CULD LAST TILL 2MORO!!!

hmm, i got chun in my mouth… (SHIT! I ALREADY SUCKED 14MINTS IN 2 HOURS!)

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Curious why mii addicted 2 onnie, i tuk onnie’ clothes off (wipe thus dirty mind!!! I mean d plastic package…), open it n put few into my mouth

5mins                    damn lite taste

10 mins                 hmm, onnie tastes nt bad

15mins                  oh onnie~ let me massage ur thigh~ then i culd *giggled*

Hmmm…onnie’ members tasted lite lemon in my mouth (MII!!! STOP PUT THUS YELLOW MINTS INTO UR MOUTH AGAIN N AGAIN!!!)

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Wonder d last candy tasted great, hows oppa? I tuk that blue menthol n tore d plastic while imagine im tearing oppa’ clothes *blushed* *giggled*, put 2 mints in my mouth

5 mins                   SHIT! ITS KILLIN ME INSIDE ALREADY!!!

Aaaahhhh….oppa as always, climax from beginnin till d end… (*speechless*)

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So u all can see hows my judgement from thus three candies. I dun really like sweet taste (i guess im sweet enuff so dun need any sweet else XDDD). Guess what, mii empty d yellow1 n left me only 3mints…YAH!

Mii: onnie wasnt my fault, jae oppa addict me soooo~

Meanwhile my boarder (yes darl, a man) addicted 2 d purple 1 n he kept takin mine. YAH!!!

Bandietz: wasnt my fault, u offer it 1st…

P.S: why i use bandietz? Cuz it was his nicname while play gunbound long log long time a go…there’s also other 20 nickname of my boarders n their frens who was my frens 2o…

P.S.S: i kinda miss them noe, i used 2hve lotta boy…err…bro i mean, since we used 2play 2gether. Hey, d oldest was only 4years older than me…n they kinda fame 1 in their colleges (imagine how handsome n perfect they were, i tired luk so many girls stopped infront of my hum only 2flirt them, MOVE BITCH!!! But yunho was d handsomest XDDD). They used 2 use only boxer or towel wrapped around their waist (u hear me darl, its true…i’ve seen lotta weird things) while chase aft me only 2hug me or mess me…im kinda shy 1 *blushed* [YAH! LIAR!]

P.S.S.S: off topic…

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borin till dead…

November 1, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , , , ,

gaaaahhhhh!!!!

borin till dead!!!

what my oppa doin noe? hmm there alredy 1 am

maybe…

-dreamversionon-

yun: aaah what reva doin rite noe? im kinda miss her soooooo much…

-dreamversionoff-

aaahhhh oppa, i miss u 2 here… *smiled idiotically*

-dreamversionon-

yun: i wanna call her, hopefully she s nt sleepin noe *called me*

rev: yoboseyo?

yun: aaaah rev, r u sleepin already?

rev: kinda, whats wrong oppa?

yun: err nothing, only miss u

rev: aah oppa…sweet of u…

yun: rev when will u cme here?

rev: where? japan or korea?

yun: wherev, i’ll there by u

rev: ok, u sound so strange lately, what u want?

yun: huh? what u mean?

rev: u pride me 2much, there smthg u want me 2do

yun: i dunno what u talkin about *pretended 2be innocent*

rev: just tell me…

yun: err…kinda need u noe

rev: wanna phonesex?

yun: yah! why u so straighpoint?

rev: so u want it or not?

yun: err…y…yea… *whispered*

rev: what? i cant hear u

yun: yea i want tht

rev: so where will we start?

yun: err…dunno

rev: ok, oppa loose ur clothes noe

yun: 4what?

rev: just loose it

yun: i ve…

rev: any loon there?

yun: jae’s 1, why?

rev: pour it a lil into ur hard rockin member

yun: jae will mad

rev: a lil

yun: i ve

rev: gud boy, noe stroke ur member, just pretend im suckin on it

yun: aaah….ugh…rev…

rev: aaahhh oppaa…

yun: faster rev….aaaahhh…oh my….aaaahhhh…

rev: hmmm….mmm…aaah….

yun: ahhhh….

(since its gonna be a borin aaahhh uuuhhh, lets cut it ^^)

yun: rev…aaaahhhh im cummin….

rev: opppaaaaa….aaahhh

yun: akh!

rev: hhgh…already satisfied?

yun: kinda, gumawo rev

rev: ur welcum

yun: but how culd u do it? u xperiencer more than u luk

rev: err…

yun: u have done phonesex b4?

rev: ofcourse not!

yun: aaahh sooo sleepy…talk 2u later…

rev: okkies, dream bout me ok?

yun: always my  dear, gud nite, lets meet in dream

-dreamversionoff-

aaaahhh….sooooo adorabling of my yun

meanwhile in other at of the world called TVXQ’s apartment

yun: boo…i feel a lil chill in my back

jae: huh? just ignore it n thrust me wit all ur strength

yun: as u wish boo…

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pity of me, i know, beside its only dream rite?

wonder if it culd be true…

hungry…

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my own pinky candy!!!

October 30, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , , , , ,

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im such a happy lady!!!!!!

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so my fren who work in japan 4this late 2months (SHIT!) has back frm his vacation 2europe (DOUBLE SHIT!)

n he gve me thus 3 candies!!!!

aaah…he s d best…understand me n my happiness

he actually brough me 4 candies, include d pink aka junsu ver

cuz grey aka min’ ver sold out!

but he ended open d pink 1 n empty it

n throw d pack 2trash b4 i tuk its pic

s he planning 2gve me souvenire or not? huh!!!

but…

argh!!!! damn happy 4me!!!!

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aaah…yunjae…

mianhe 4poor pic, i just tuk it wit my boy’ phone camera

n blutut it so i culd post it rite noe…

ah mi darl, i guess u need 2beg me harder 2 get that yellow candy…

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TVXQ power…

October 28, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ · Tagged

On October 23, MBC’s “Secret of The Star” coverage of the popularity of TVXQ in Japan, said that TVXQ is a group that guarantees “Every product from them must be sold; as long as they released the album, soon to be ranked number one in 5 minutes; concert tickets are always sold out, fans have to do rats battle, they are groups that have the greatest fans in the company.”

Something that can be seen all the recent: TVXQ is a hot group in Japan, and their vocal abilities are recognized in Japan. Production crew and staff who have worked with TVXQ, and Japanese fans, all said that “We always knew that TVXQ is the acapella group. In Korea, they recognized as idol group dancing and singing, and their vocal ability is now being shown in Japan.”

Recently, when the production crew for the event check away TVXQ’s popularity in Japan, if they realize that the popularity of TVXQ in Japan so far has exceeded their expectations, in fact, they had risen to unimaginable heights.

Pinky candy, which is supported by TVXQ, now sold nationally in Japan. In the arena of the biggest selling Japanese music, the whole place is filled with large posters TVXQ and The Beatles. “TVXQ Album popularity on first rate, so we will put a special sales booth in the middle of the arena, and TVXQ albums will be sold there. During TVXQ out records, it’s almost confirmed that they will lead on the charts, they really popular.”

A staff of the station KNTV Japan said this about the popularity of TVXQ on the production crew, “TVXQ, whose popularity soared high in Japan, is different from the Hallyu start enjoying popularity here. Hallyu TVXQ did not use and do not come to Japan as a Korean star; start debut instead, as a group of Japanese JPOP, formed by the Korea 5. During the period of their debut, as a new artist, they go around and do small-scale activities, and the members of TVXQ even went to private broadcast stations to promote their album. “
When they first debuted, they stood on the stage and performing in front of 30 people. Ironically, when they experienced this in Japan, that by the time they were at the height of their popularity in Korea, sweeping all the awards ceremonies, and a top star in Korea in 2006.

They fired their position as top stars, as well as their pride, and began to perform activities in Japan from the bottom. After almost 4 years working in Japan, TVXQ finally arrived at their dreams, the Tokyo Dome, with their own concert, and unanimously approved by the Japanese audience: TVXQ is the most successful Korean artists in Japan.

Credit: chointanwookie @ blogspot

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okay okay i ve edit it…

satisfied?

i just copy it n use google trans, w/ readin it again

hehehe mianhe guys…

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idiotic mind…

October 28, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , , , , , ,

Online while in library…

-jae online-

Jae: ^^

Rev: here we go…devil ol

Jae: yah! Stop callin me wht im not!

Rev: u r…

Jae: behave! Im older thn u

Rev: older behave like younger…old man

Jae: yah! Im stil young like ev…luk at my no-wrinkle-oh-u-must-be-envy-face…

Rev: 4ur info onnie, we r chatting rite noe

Jae: *shaped mouth into cute O*

Rev: u r not cute!

Jae: hmm…jealous mode on, i see…

Rev: im not jealous!

Jae: so whtev…eniwey wht r u doin noe?

Rev: workin on my ass peacefully b4 u ol

Jae: aah…wanna shape it as mine?

Rev: ur confident! ASSignment onnie, not fuckin ASS

Jae: >___<

Rev: beside if i wanna shape my ass, i’ll shape it like su’, not urs…mine already shaped delicacier thn urs

Jae: yah!

Rev: wasnt my fault, oppa said it himself “rev, ur butt luk delicacier thn jae’…rawr!”

Jae: he s not!

Rev: he s… XDDD

-jae offline-

Gyahaha…wonder why im so smart

(meanwhile in TVXQ’ apartment, Jae: JUNG YUNHO, U REALLY R DEAD 2NITE!!!)

See? Onnie s a devil…

-su online-

Su: reva darl…

Rev: my su XD

Su: busy rite noe?

Rev: kinda…hows there?

Su: noisy as ev…jae angry at yunho…again

Rev: gyahahaha…

Su: wht ve u done this time?

Rev: nothing… *innocentmodeon*

Su: i know u ve done smthing

Rev: err…only ASSignment at beginning n end like wht u see

Su: aah…there must be me inside ASS chit chat

Rev: assignment su…

Su: ended wit ASS rite?

Rev: howd u know?

Su: i know evrything ^^

Rev: eniwey has onie dumped oppa noe?

Su: why?

Rev: so i culd hve oppa wholly

Su: u such a devil ^^ they stop fighting already n starting make out each other noe

Rev: WHATZ?!

Su: u know yunho alwys got his way make up wit jae 4troubles they fight bout, mostly cuz of u

Rev: ARGH!!!

Su: u shuld try harder next time

Rev: i guess…

Su: gotta go, chun callin me, i guess he hard heard moan from yunjae’ rum

Rev: serve him best su…WAIT! WHAT?!

Su: i know, c ya…

-su offline-

FUCKINDAMNEDASSHOLEBRAT!!!

*heavy sighed*

-min online-

Min: XD

Rev: …

Min: ^^

Rev: >.<

Min: ???

Rev: !!!

Min: ^x^

Rev: -___-“

Min: o___O”

Rev: *sighed* stop chat me using only symbols!

Min: gyahaha…u urself answer symbolic 2o…

Rev: why all of u ol 1by1? Bet next ol s oppa or chun

Min: bet they wont, they both kinda busy makin luv in separate rum wit wifeys…

Rev: DAMN! I forget like ev…beside i dun wanna remember it

Min: as always…get pissed by jae hyung…

Rev: im not!

Min: admit it XD

Rev: no!

Min: eniwey im so missing u here till dead

Rev: aah minnie, u shuldnt hve…

Min: im damn hungry rite noe, i wanna eat ur homemadefud again

Rev: i thought u miss me cuz u REALLY MISS ME infact u miss my cuk gaah!!!

Min: but ur cuk really r d best…

Rev: like ev…im just done making taglieta…wuld u like some?

Min: aah!!! But how?

Rev: i culd send u its pic… XD

Min: talkin urself!

Rev: gotta go, my class already start…err…half hour a go…

Min: what? Wait!

-rev offline-

Min: bad habit! Yah!!! But what taglieta eniwey?

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here i go, another result of lawsuit TVXQ vs SM

wonder if i heard it mistaken

TVXQ LOST!!!!

its d end of d world!!!

i already empty my tears last nite…

d news said they still had their 13years although they culd rearrange their own schedule

gaaah!!! such evil SM

although im really thankfull 2them who debuted TVXQ few years a go…

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idiotic mind…

October 26, 2009 · Filed under TVXQ, my self · Tagged , , , , , , ,

…

*heavy sighed*

…

nothing 2do, what’s oppa doin rite noe?

ol aah…

-rev online-

aaah oppa dun ol

-jae online-

jae: oi

rev: argh, from all members, why must u who ol?

jae: yah! u suppose 2be hepi

rev: i suppose 2 but wonder why i cant when it come 2u…

jae: gyahaha it call jealous darl…

rev: what? jealous of u? puhelease gyahahaha…

jae: just admit it XD

rev: no! n never!

jae: dum di dam~

rev: yah!

jae: stop yelling 2me!

rev: onnie, what s oppa doin?

jae: why u ask bout him?

rev: cuz i damn miss him onnie…dun u see im desperate here?

jae: funny u say that cuz we r chatting rite noe…

rev: oh rite

jae: lost another 1% of ur brain, huh?

rev: yah! meanie meanie onnie

jae: im not, im kind such an angle

rev: there u go again, compliment bout ur own self…dun u get bored?

jae: sometimes…i dunno why i cursed wit this hot looks yet body yet talent yet~

rev: bla…bla…bla…talk urself onnie…

jae: uuh~ somebody’ jealous…

rev: i ve told u im not… *pouted*

jae: ooh stop pouting… u r nt as cute as me when pouting

rev: yah! but im still woman anyway, n u cant change it

jae: woman what? i behave politer n ladier than u

rev: wasnt my fault…i already behave as what im, u r d1 who dun behave as what u r…

jae: yah! ur oppa never complain bout it

rev: yea, infront of u…awww…but that nite he was great player, i was still sore till d nest 2 days…

jae: WHATZ??!!

rev: gotta go, bye meanie onnie

-rev offline-

jae: WAIT!!! WHAT U MEAN?! bad habit! YUNHO!!! U N I NEED 2TALK NOE!!!

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sooo…

here i go, create another fight between onnie n oppa

hey, wasnt my fault, me n oppa only had a lil game

n onnie dunno bout it

gyahahaha… believe what u read n hear darl, n u sink into deep rabbit hole without knowing it wasnt rabbit hole anymore…

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